What I Live With

After Brandon walks into the kitchen and seeing my jamming mess, I said, "if you want to live on a farm, you'll be seeing a lot of this."
His response, "we're not going to live on a farm. We're going to work at a hospitality house."
Me: "Do I ever get a say in our future plans?"
Him, laughing: "Silly woman. No."

While lying in bed with Allison last night, she suddenly yells, "Apples!" a few seconds later she yells, "Oranges!" and proceeds to slap me. Apparently it's a new game bc she then did it again but to her kitty and then me again.